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Post by The Choco-Holic on Feb 23, 2007 18:51:28 GMT -5
The Choco-Holic walks in, with a pure evil grin on her face."Hello class, today, we shall come up with ideas to kill them. Please be creative." She sits down on desk and pulls out a clip board ready to write them down. "Also, we will test the best ones."
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Post by Hobbes on Feb 23, 2007 21:54:43 GMT -5
Hobbes raises her hand, "Why don't we crusify them?"
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Post by Emerald on Feb 24, 2007 18:37:19 GMT -5
Emerald also raises her hand.
"Why don't we break all of their fingers slowly, stomp on said fingers, tie them to one of them medevial stretching machines for a while (but not to the extent that they die), shoot their kneecaps out with a pistol, make them listen to horrible oprah music, make pretty designs on their skin wif a knife, then skin them alive, burn their feet, sprinkle acidic liquid on their arms, and THEN crucify them?"
Emerald has been reading too much fanfiction.
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Feb 24, 2007 19:24:31 GMT -5
Choco smiles at them."Very good. 5 points to Gryffindor and Slytherin. Insanity, you would have gotten more points if you came up with your own idea."
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Post by Hobbes on Feb 24, 2007 20:25:21 GMT -5
Hobbes licks her lips, "Why don't we catch them and eat them?"
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Feb 26, 2007 16:21:59 GMT -5
Choco looks back at Hobbes."I've done that. It's fun. Especially when that Mary-Sue get animals to adore them almost as much a males do. May not get the thrill of the catch, but oh well. Easy meal." The class stares at the professor.
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Post by Emerald on Feb 26, 2007 18:23:45 GMT -5
Em ponders. "How about we skin them, stuff their flesh into the skins, pull out the bones, soak them in hot oil, and then cook them in a heated oven (keeping them alive for as long as possible). Then, voila! We have mary-sue hotdogs!"
The students sitting anywhere near 10 feet of Emerald start edging away nervously.
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Post by Hobbes on Feb 26, 2007 19:14:02 GMT -5
Hobbes gives Insanity a high five "That's a great idea!" She licks her lips at the thought of it.
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Mar 2, 2007 22:25:52 GMT -5
"Ten points to Slytherin."
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Post by Emerald on Mar 3, 2007 17:54:26 GMT -5
"why thank you, professor."
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Post by The Choco-Holic on May 20, 2007 12:32:08 GMT -5
Choco looks at class."If you are sane and squeamish, leave." Most of class leaves.
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Post by Hobbes on May 20, 2007 12:39:35 GMT -5
Hobbes picks her teeth with a bone from a mary-sue hotdog
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