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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 20, 2007 18:13:36 GMT -5
Choco looks at the class."Hello class. This class doesn't have one professor, but three. The other two are, Professor Hobbes and Professor Insanity. We will have to wait for them before we start the lesson." Choco thinks for a moment."Though, seeing as Insanity has been ill for a few days, Hobbes and I might have to teach alone."
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 20, 2007 20:43:03 GMT -5
Hobbes looks at Hp sadly and says, "I think youre right professor Choco, but what will teach in this class? About Mary-sues I mean."
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 21, 2007 2:30:45 GMT -5
Choco smiles. "How to recognize one, of course!"
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 21, 2007 2:51:40 GMT -5
"Are you a mary-sue?" Hobbes asks hp.
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 21, 2007 2:52:57 GMT -5
Choco looks at Hobbes sadly, "Part Mary-Sue." Cheers up,"But who cares? Turn in your textbooks to the introduction. Directly out of the book, What does it say about their hair?"
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 21, 2007 2:57:07 GMT -5
"Do you like being a partial mary-sue?"
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 21, 2007 2:59:24 GMT -5
Choco looks irritated."Yes and no. No more questions please. Now, What does the textbook say about their hair?"
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 21, 2007 3:03:44 GMT -5
A student raise her hand, "Their hair is as perfect as new-fallen snow, like dewdrops on a flower petal, like the fire that encircles my heart after my boyfriend was stolen from me," The student glares maliciously at another girl who sits in the front row and pretends to act all innocent.
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 21, 2007 3:05:49 GMT -5
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 21, 2007 3:22:02 GMT -5
"Why don't you take over the teaching Professor Choco. My students will answer," says Professor Hobbes.
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 21, 2007 3:24:37 GMT -5
Choco smiles,"Sure. Now does anyone know what the book says about Mary-Sue hair?"
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 21, 2007 3:35:39 GMT -5
Jennifer raises her hand and says, "I thought I already told you but here's a more perfect definition straight from the book. *ahem* For some reason, the outstanding feature of many Mary Sues seems to be their hair. Though it may be any color, straight or curly, it is always long and “cascading.” It may also be shining, shimmering, attractively tousled, wind-tossed, and have beautiful highlights that are always totally natural.1 A Sue’s hair is never frizzy, even when it’s humid. Mary Sues are required to toss their hair frequently, so as to draw attention to it and dazzle people with its beauty." Jennifer shuts her book and proceeds to pass note to the girl sitting next to her.
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 21, 2007 3:38:38 GMT -5
Choco smiles."Thank you. 10 points to Hufflepuff."
Hobbes please don't make them ALL Hufflepuffs. Besides, you're the head of Gryffindor.
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Bookworm622
House Elf
Head Girl of Ravenclaw.
Hell ya!
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Post by Bookworm622 on Jan 21, 2007 15:15:41 GMT -5
"I swear sues are SOOO evil!" scowls Bookworm, who is glaring at said textbook and picutre of sue.
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 21, 2007 15:39:32 GMT -5
Choco sighs,"Miss Bookworm, would you like to tell me wht the book says about their bodies?"
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Bookworm622
House Elf
Head Girl of Ravenclaw.
Hell ya!
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Post by Bookworm622 on Jan 21, 2007 16:16:29 GMT -5
Bookworm grins and nods happily. Clearing her throat she reads, "a Sue will dazzle men and defy the laws of physics by being at once petite, but not too short, and slim, but not too skinny. Even if the Sue is only a child!Sue, she will have perfect breasts. This is probably the result of her being such a fantastic Quidditch Player and dancer."
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 22, 2007 15:44:52 GMT -5
Hobbes stares out into the distance and scribbles on her doodle pad.
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 27, 2007 1:06:41 GMT -5
Professor Choco smiles."Miss Bookworm, that is correct. Now, who knows what it says about their eyes?" she says looking at the class.
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 27, 2007 10:27:21 GMT -5
The calss does not respond.
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Post by Emerald on Jan 28, 2007 22:58:12 GMT -5
Emerald stomps in. "I HATE MARY-SUES WITH A PASSION!!! Ok i made my point." She sits down in a teacher's chair.
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 29, 2007 17:13:22 GMT -5
Hobbes turns to stare at Insanity, as does the rest of the class.
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 30, 2007 17:23:11 GMT -5
Choco looks at Insanity with a smile."Next class is about ways to kill them." That got the class's attention.
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Post by Emerald on Jan 30, 2007 19:12:28 GMT -5
Emerald perks up. "I CALL TEACHING DIBBS!!!"
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 30, 2007 19:25:56 GMT -5
Hobbes shows a fellow student what she drew on her doodle pad
sane
-Bookworm622 - - - - - insane -Hobbes - -The Choco-Holic - - -Insanity at its Fullest
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 30, 2007 20:51:41 GMT -5
Choco smile grows."Hobbes will be teaching with both of us."
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 30, 2007 21:23:27 GMT -5
Hobbes thinks to herself, "bookworm is completely sane. i have a level of insanity but I am moe mature than the others even if I don't choose to show it. Hp is more sane than me I think but I coulb be wrong and Insanity thou art Insanity."
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Post by Emerald on Jan 31, 2007 19:03:51 GMT -5
Emerald starts plotting.
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 31, 2007 19:21:05 GMT -5
"Oh dear,"
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Post by Emerald on Jan 31, 2007 23:55:57 GMT -5
Em keeps on plotting.
"hehe... hahahaa... BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAaaaa....-hack-"
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Post by Hobbes on Feb 1, 2007 18:26:45 GMT -5
Hobbes helps the doctor give Insanity her medician
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