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Post by The Choco-Holic on Feb 11, 2007 22:13:38 GMT -5
As the title says,this quote made my freaking day. The quote is:
"'Mcdonald, Ronald Jr!'
A weird kid with red hair and clown makeup put the hat on.
'Slytherin!'
'That's where my Daddy was...and then he went into the clown/food business...', the poor kid sighed before going off to the table."
Don't tell me that isn't funny, cause you know it is.
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Post by Hobbes on Feb 12, 2007 7:41:07 GMT -5
is that where all slytherins go?
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Feb 12, 2007 9:36:24 GMT -5
Nah.
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Post by Hobbes on Feb 13, 2007 19:06:55 GMT -5
then where do they go?
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Post by Emerald on Feb 13, 2007 20:11:41 GMT -5
They become supreme overlords and lawyers.
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Post by Hobbes on Feb 13, 2007 21:54:20 GMT -5
I wanna be an overlord when i grow up
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Feb 23, 2007 20:05:24 GMT -5
Not all Slyths become overlords. Look at Ronald McDonald Sr.
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Feb 24, 2007 19:48:29 GMT -5
This is now where I post quotes that made me laugh. '101. I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she can teach me to become a legal Animagus. 102. I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she can teach me to become a legal Animagus again after she says no. 103. I will keep asking Professor McGonagall if she will teach me to become a legal Animagus until she says yes. “I will not, Miss. Cleghorn, not.” “Sorry, Professor McGonagall.” 103. I will not keep asking Professor McGonagall if she will teach me to become a legal Animagus until she says yes. “Professor McGonagall?” “Yes?” “Will you teach me to become a legal Animagus?” “No, Miss. Cleghorn.” “Positive?” “Positive.” “Aw man.”' '“Hahaha, this is going to be fun.” “What are you up to, Ms. Cleghorn?” “Wh …?! Uhhh … errrrr … Why Professor McGonagall! How lovely to see you here, in my very own room, because for some reason you don’t trust me to be in a room with sleeping people … (cough, cough) What brings you here, to visit?” (sigh) “Ms. Cleghorn, if you are planning more havoc, then I must … Ms. Cleghorn, why is my name on this paper?” “Sorry Professor! Gotta run! Potions, you know …” “MS. CLEGHORN!!!! You can’t run forever.” “ I can try.”' That was two quotes, by the way. They'll make sense if you read the following fic. www.fanfiction.net/s/3108774/1/
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Feb 27, 2007 23:41:59 GMT -5
'“Do you think we’re in heaven or hell?”
“Why are we even having this discussion?”
“It’s too white to be hell, but too torturously clean to be heaven…”
“Shut up, imbecile! I’m getting a headache from your incessant yapping.”
“You know you can’t resist my charm!”
“What charm? …Unless you’re referring to that purple face of yours.”
“HEY! I resent that!”'
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Post by Emerald on Feb 28, 2007 0:33:56 GMT -5
Ronald Mcdonald is SO a slytherin. He's taking over the world with his fast food service, if you hadn't noticed. I mean, look over there, on that street corner. Mcdonalds. And over there, by the gym! Mcdonalds.
....Seriously.
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Feb 28, 2007 20:34:47 GMT -5
“Oh McGonagall, you’re here.” “That’s Professor McGonagall!”
“Wouldn’t that be a child lover?” “The proper term would be pedophile…but you didn’t hear that term from me.”
“Gather the others and be prepared to attack the Potter’s residence in 15 minutes.”
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Mar 4, 2007 12:18:22 GMT -5
'I don’t like Uncle Percy. When mommy’s not looking he nicks her undies and make up.'
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Mar 4, 2007 18:46:49 GMT -5
'“ Again.”
“ Expecto Patronum.”
“ More forcefully. Again.”
“ Expecto Patronum.”
“ Think happy thoughts. Again.”
“ Yes, Peter Pan. Expecto Patronum!”
“ This isn’t working. Try once more and if it doesn’t work, I’ll try something else.”
“ EXPECTO PATRONUM!”'
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Apr 13, 2007 7:37:39 GMT -5
"Rodents are gay and fat!"
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Post by Hobbes on May 8, 2007 21:08:10 GMT -5
[snuggles her baby panda]
that's why I have a bear
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