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Post by Emerald on Jan 19, 2007 1:59:49 GMT -5
PROFESSOR Emerald walks in, her robes billowing dramatically behind her. She stomps over to her professional desk and plops down in the chair, which she proceeds to fall off of. She gets back up, dusts herself off, and looks up. She suddenly takes notice of her class, who by now are all staring at her.
"HELLO PEOPLE!! I am your Professor, isn't it like sooo COOL?!??!!"
The class just stares.
"...okay, who can tell me something about the Revolutionary War in America?"
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 19, 2007 7:59:55 GMT -5
Hobbes just stares
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 19, 2007 15:26:21 GMT -5
Choco draws a mustache on the stunned students' faces.
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Post by FatArse on Jan 19, 2007 22:23:22 GMT -5
Even with mustaches, these kids look a lot less ugly than you do
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 19, 2007 22:53:14 GMT -5
Choco says,"You don't even know what I look like!!!''
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k21
First Year
Slytherin Head Girl.
Posts: 7
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Post by k21 on Jan 20, 2007 0:12:13 GMT -5
Raises hand and answers "the revolotionary war was between Britain and America for America's independance"
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 20, 2007 17:58:27 GMT -5
"I live in Britain,"
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 21, 2007 12:20:12 GMT -5
Choco looks Hobbes," So?"
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 23, 2007 7:45:42 GMT -5
Hobbes looks at Choco, "You americans pronounce tomato funny,"
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 24, 2007 17:25:33 GMT -5
Choco hexes Hobbes so she is Lucky the Leprochaun. TM
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 24, 2007 18:38:21 GMT -5
Hobbes turns herself so that she is normal again and turns hp into a gaint red tomato. Then Hobbes eats Hp.
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 24, 2007 19:34:15 GMT -5
*Is reassembled and changed back by one of the other people Hobbes ate* You need to stop eating people... Someone made a theme park out of food!
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 24, 2007 19:44:18 GMT -5
"you're right hp I'll stop eatin people so much," Hobbes proceeds to braf up all the people she ate that had not been digested
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 24, 2007 19:49:18 GMT -5
That you! It's VERY VERY crowded in there...
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 24, 2007 19:55:59 GMT -5
Those poor poor people
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 24, 2007 19:56:46 GMT -5
If you think they're poor, why'd you eat them?!?!?!?!
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 24, 2007 19:57:58 GMT -5
i was hungry
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 24, 2007 20:20:39 GMT -5
"Oh." said Choco, deciding to put things back into RPG text format.
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 24, 2007 20:48:06 GMT -5
Hobbes opens her textbook and gazes with boredom at the other side of the of the classroom
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Post by Emerald on Jan 28, 2007 0:51:50 GMT -5
Professor Emerald smiles ar k21. "5 points to Slytherin, k21, for that is correct... if basic."
Emerald walks over to where Hobbes is staring at the wall and slams her hand down on the table, making Hobbes yelp and jump. "PAY ATTENTION DARNIT!!!!! ....now, what can you tell me about the Revolutionary war, darling?"
Choco starts to sblack person uncontrollably and Emerald whirls around to glare at her. "You're next, sweety..." she says in a sickly sweet voice. Choco gulps.
Emerald calmly turns back around to face Hobbes. "Well?"
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 28, 2007 16:32:26 GMT -5
Hobbes looks up at Insanity and stands up. She towers over Insanity. "You're not my momma so I don't have to do anything you say," Hobbes them jumps up onto the desk and escapes via hole in the ceiling using a potion a levitation
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Post by Emerald on Jan 28, 2007 18:43:42 GMT -5
Professor Emerald shrugs. "Maybe i should have warned her that there's a lightning shield around my whole classroom...?"
A loud buzzing sound echoes throughout the classroom and a blackened body (hobbes) falls to the floor with a thump.
Emerald nudges the charred Hobbes with her toe. "Hey, d'you think she's alive?"
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Post by The Choco-Holic on Jan 28, 2007 19:49:11 GMT -5
Choco replies,"I hope not."
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Post by Emerald on Jan 28, 2007 22:59:06 GMT -5
Emerald sighs. "Me too, but i'd get fired if a kid dies..."
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 29, 2007 17:11:57 GMT -5
hobbes's charred corpse gets up and immediatly starts chasing Insanity and hp around the room. She eventually catches them and throws them out the window. Hobbes listens o their screams with glee the turns herself living again and sits down at her desk, where she stares at the opposite wall in boredom.
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Post by Emerald on Jan 29, 2007 18:51:16 GMT -5
Emerald floats gracefully down to the ground, landing next to a body. She huffed and muttered "Well i never..."
Emerald caught sight of the motionless Choco. "Dammit, not again."
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 29, 2007 21:27:41 GMT -5
"This class is getting out of hand," said Hobbes
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Post by Emerald on Jan 30, 2007 0:36:02 GMT -5
Emerald sighs. "I guess you're right.... But oh, well. You guys are having fun, no?"
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Post by Hobbes on Jan 30, 2007 7:50:19 GMT -5
Hobbes looks at Insanity and glares at her
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Post by Emerald on Jan 30, 2007 19:59:03 GMT -5
Em shrugs.
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